Funny words to describe a toddle

Toy company logic: Let’s make it teeny tiny, cute, and completely useless, they’ll eat it up!

Toddler logic: I want that teeny tiny, cute, and totally useless toy that I’ll forget about/lose within 4 hours of buying but am willing to throw a tantrum for right now!

Nothing Like A Toddler to Dash Your Feelings of Self-Importance 

3-year-old: Mommy let’s go to the big bouncy place!

Me: Ok Lilly, we’ll go tomorrow. Do you want to go alone or with friends?

3: No friends!

Me: Ok, go alone then?

3:  Not alone mommy, I want to go with you!

Me: Awwww, that’s so sweet, I’d love to go with you.

3: You have to go with me Mommy, I can’t drive.

Me: …..

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