Toy company logic: Let’s make it teeny tiny, cute, and completely useless, they’ll eat it up!
Toddler logic: I want that teeny tiny, cute, and totally useless toy that I’ll forget about/lose within 4 hours of buying but am willing to throw a tantrum for right now!
Nothing Like A Toddler to Dash Your Feelings of Self-Importance
3-year-old: Mommy let’s go to the big bouncy place!
Me: Ok Lilly, we’ll go tomorrow. Do you want to go alone or with friends?
3: No friends!
Me: Ok, go alone then?
3: Not alone mommy, I want to go with you!
Me: Awwww, that’s so sweet, I’d love to go with you.
3: You have to go with me Mommy, I can’t drive.