The Art of Overreacting

Me: “Lilly’s 3 today! How can she be 3?? Wasn’t she a teeny tiny baby just yesterday??”

Husband: “She’s growing up fast, but she’s still our baby..”

Me: “Dude she’s 3! That’s a big number. Before we know it she’ll be a teenager and won’t like us anymore!”

Husband: “um, I think there’s a while to go before she’s a teen…”

Me: “she’s going to hate me! And then she’ll like me again but she’ll be getting married and she won’t be our little baby anymore!”

Husband: “….”

Me: *trying not to cry*

Husband: “…”



10 Things My Toddlers Found Boring Today

You know how kids pick up a new word and suddenly they’re using it all the time and it’s completely adorable? And you know how it’s adorable for maybe the first few hours and then it’s maybe not all that adorable? 

Yes, that.

Lilly recently discovered the allure of the word ‘boring’ and for the last week or so, everything and anything has been enthusiastically described as ‘boring’. 

What exactly has she been calling boring? Well here’s 10 things she insisted were ‘boring’ just today:

1) The moon

How exactly can the moon be boring? No idea. I suppose it does just sit there without hype or glamour or neon disco lights so it could appear boring to a toddler..

Though I’m sure Mother Nature would beg to differ (image courtesy

2) My hair

No argument there.

3) Her hair

Now I may be biased here, given as she is my child and all, but I refuse to accept that Lilly’s hair is boring! It is the prettiest little head of hair I’ve ever seen and no one convince me otherwise. Though of course I will admit that my hair styling abilities may leave something to be desired.

Pictured: the height of my hairstyling abilities

4) Lunch

Not the particular lunch I served her today mind you, but the very idea of lunch. 

5) The color yellow

I always thought yellow was quite a happy and bright color and therefore not boring, but I suppose I was wrong.

6) Jumping

How can something that was the best thing in the world to do yesterday suddenly be boring today? Because the toddler said so, that’s why.

7) Apples

Ok, so maybe apples aren’t exactly the most exciting fruits out there, I’ll give her that..

8) Curtains

Because they block her view of the ‘boring’ moon.

9) Having to go to the bathroom

Nothing I can do about that one Lilly, sorry

10) Traffic lights

Well, no one likes being stuck at a long red light, but driving would be way more chaotic without them so sorry baby, but we can’t do away with traffic lights no matter how ‘boring’ they may be!

What does your toddler find ‘boring’? What new words have become way too overused in your household these days?

Wait, What Thing?!

2yr old: Mommy mommy! I’m playing with your thing! When I break it, I’ll get you a new one, ok?

Me: *still groggy from sleep because it’s too early to be awake* That’s nice Lilly.

*goes back to sleep*

*5 minutes later*

Me: Wait a minute, what ‘thing’? And why are you going to break it?!

*sprints out of room to save the mysterious ‘thing’ from breakage*

Great way to start the day, no? Way more effective than an alarm clock at waking you up and fast! Though I think my alarm clock is less likely to give me a heart attack 🤔 

So how was your morning? 

Fall 🍁

The best season of the year as far as I’m concerned..


Toddler Talk

2yr old: mommy can you hold him? *hands me stuffed tiger* He needs his shots

Me: He needs his shots? Why does he need them?

2yr old: because he has a booger party in his nose

Me: He has a…. a what?

2yr old: *exasperated* a booger party mommy

Me: Ok…

*I hold the tiger in my lap while the toddler proceeds to give him a shot in his leg*

2yr old: There, all better! Thanks mommy, the booger party was scaring the spiders. *walks away, smiling happily*

Me: *completely confused*

A Big Sunny Field

What makes you happy?