2yr old: Mommy mommy! I’m playing with your thing! When I break it, I’ll get you a new one, ok?
Me: *still groggy from sleep because it’s too early to be awake* That’s nice Lilly.
*goes back to sleep*
*5 minutes later*
Me: Wait a minute, what ‘thing’? And why are you going to break it?!
*sprints out of room to save the mysterious ‘thing’ from breakage*
Great way to start the day, no? Way more effective than an alarm clock at waking you up and fast! Though I think my alarm clock is less likely to give me a heart attack 🤔