2yr old: mommy can you hold him? *hands me stuffed tiger* He needs his shots
Me: He needs his shots? Why does he need them?
2yr old: because he has a booger party in his nose
Me: He has a…. a what?
2yr old: *exasperated* a booger party mommy
*I hold the tiger in my lap while the toddler proceeds to give him a shot in his leg*
2yr old: There, all better! Thanks mommy, the booger party was scaring the spiders. *walks away, smiling happily*