Toddler Talk

2yr old: mommy can you hold him? *hands me stuffed tiger* He needs his shots

Me: He needs his shots? Why does he need them?

2yr old: because he has a booger party in his nose

Me: He has a…. a what?

2yr old: *exasperated* a booger party mommy

Stuffed-toy-tiger
Me: Ok…

*I hold the tiger in my lap while the toddler proceeds to give him a shot in his leg*

2yr old: There, all better! Thanks mommy, the booger party was scaring the spiders. *walks away, smiling happily*

Me: *completely confused*

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19 thoughts on “Toddler Talk

  1. This is hysterical! The other day my 3 year old started jumping around all of a sudden, grabbing at her butt and laughing saying “Get out, get out of my butt!”
    “What? What’s in your butt?”
    “I don’t know, I think its a chicken. Mommy can you get the chicken out of my butt?”
    Obviously there was no chicken in her butt, I don’t know where she comes up with this stuff. Kids are weird.

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