Toddlers have it good: they get to say whatever they want, make absolutely no sense whatsoever, and still win every argument. After all, how can you lose when you don’t have to make any sense, right?
Me: Baby why were you crying at the birthday party?
2 year old: I was crying like this mommy!
*pretends to cry loudly*
Me: Yes I know, but WHY were you crying?
2 year old: *looks at me like I’m stupid* Because I was crying mommy.