A Husband Walks into the Living Room…

Husband: *walks into living room*

Me: *watching ‘Deadly Women’ on Investigation Discovery*

Husband: *looks at TV, looks at me, looks back at TV*

Me: …what? 

Husband: ….

Me: What???

Husband: Nothing nothing, it’s just, well.. Why is it that every time I enter the room you’re watching some show where the husband gets brutally murdered by the wife..?

Me: ….

Husband: ….

Me: Huh. I never noticed that.

Husband: … Ok then.

Me: ok

Husband: *backs out of living room*

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27 thoughts on “A Husband Walks into the Living Room…

  1. The next time he comments on it, give him the same assurance I give mine which is one of two things, “Don’t worry honey, you don’t have enough life insurance to kill you for.” or, “Eh it would be too much of a hassle to kill you. I mean, it’s messy then I’d have to hide the body. Then there’s all these questions from the cops. Work work work. Not worth it.”

    I watch Investigation Discovery too. ^_^

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