Husband: *walks into living room*
Me: *watching ‘Deadly Women’ on Investigation Discovery*
Husband: *looks at TV, looks at me, looks back at TV*
Husband: Nothing nothing, it’s just, well.. Why is it that every time I enter the room you’re watching some show where the husband gets brutally murdered by the wife..?
Me: Huh. I never noticed that.
Husband: … Ok then.
Husband: *backs out of living room*