1) I don’t need any help, I can manage.
2) Oh she’s an angel always! She never throws tantrums!
3) No I’m not dieting, I’m just not in the mood for pizza tonight.
4) Hahaha! That highly sexist joke about stay-at-home moms you just told was SO funny and not at all offensive!
5) I’m definitely going to the gym tomorrow.
6) Oh don’t worry, I don’t mind running after my hyperactive toddler while you guys eat, I wasn’t hungry anyway.