Dear Past Me,
The absence of rock solid abs and perfect legs does not make you fat, trust me on that. Dieting? You’re crazy to think you need it! Stop worrying about your appearance because you’re more attractive then you think you are. Which reminds me, stop fretting about your hair, it is fabulous! Wait till hair products, hair dye, pregnancy and general stress hit you and you’ll understand what I mean about your hair being fabulous! Also, stop using the word ‘fabulous’ so much, it will get old sooner than you will.
What advice would you give to the past you?