We need to talk. I know you think we have something special here, something worth pursuing, especially after all those long nights with just you, me and the ticking clock. I value the time we’ve had together, I really do. I managed to be my most productive because of you, and being a night owl has it’s perks. But as they say, all good things must come to an end and it’s time you and I parted ways. You know I don’t like your cousin Early-Mornings but I’ll have to reach some sort of truce with her sooner or later and that just can’t happen as long as you and I are together. Truth is, you and me, we’ve got a toxic relationship. We’re not good for each other and as hard as it may seem, it’s time we accepted it and went our separate ways.
I know I’ve tried to end it several times before but always seem to boomerang back to you and you have every right to ask how this time is going to be any different. Sometimes I find myself thinking it’s better to just save us all some time and just accept you as a permanent part of my life and move on. But no, I can’t do that. we have to call it quits for real this time! I mean it! No on-again-off-again flirting, no stalking, just a clean break. It’ll be easier that way.
Now that we are ending it though, I can’t bear to end it with a lie. You’re going to find out sooner or later so I thought it best to tell you myself: I’ve been flirting with Sleep lately and I just can’t seem to stay away! No matter how hard I try, I can’t deny the attraction between us. Sleep and I are meant to be dear, and there’s no easy way to say this to you. You and I had a good run Insomnia, but it’s Sleep that I want to build a long lasting relationship with. I hope you can understand and move on. No hard feelings?